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kristina100000:

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too late to be sorry now gay boy

pussyronin:

As you delve further in further into my cave searching for the source of the rhythmic pounding and ringing of metal you finally turnna corner and see me, blighted and sightless, bent over a glowing anvil, hammering a mithril CD emblazoned with the runes STEELY DAN PRETZEL LOGIC on its face

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no one:

imps when you summon them:

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jackalopearts:

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Symbiotic Apotheosis, the Final Rejection of Kings.

Anonymous said:

whoa Jason, nice cock!

amygdalae:

nice cock jason!

kristina100000:

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watching this with a cuban cigar gently placed between my lips

jetpackexhaust:

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False positives, if anyone stays after you turn up wearing this then they wanted dinner and a screw no matter what, you could have recited wookiepedia.

awesomacious:
“A wholesome restriction
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awesomacious:

A wholesome restriction

brackenfur:

i hate how capitalism and 2010s-20s minimalistic designs took away creative and colorful designs. i miss how mcdonald’s used to look when it had the red tile roof and when they had chairs in the dining room molded after their characters. i miss when storefronts would have colorful cartoon art on the walls and windows. i miss how hot topic used to look, when it looked like it’d be scary to walk into when you were a kid but after you got in and saw all the invader zim merchandise it was okay. or how malls used to have so much color, from the tiles to the walls to the ceiling. i hate the bland minimalism we have now. i hate the beige and silver design that every store has now. i hate it.

noahbaumbachmaritalstatus:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats

QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks

STATUS: DIVORCED

ca-dmv-bot:
“Customer: GUN DOCTOR (GUNSMITH)
DMV: GUN DOCTOR
Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: GUN DOCTOR (GUNSMITH)
DMV: GUN DOCTOR

Verdict: DENIED

hdot-mokoriri:
“My weight is 1g.
惕ぼ重さは1gだよ
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hdot-mokoriri:

My weight is 1g.

僕の重さは1gだよ

hellyesbro:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

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how could you forget

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